The Man from Six thousand Euro (inspired by true events)
Chapter 1
Origins
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and all the other things. Suddenly, before resting, he realized that something was missing: a figure in his own image and likeness of the rules that would give the inhabitants of the universe. He created so
Tom Welling , an entity capable of maintaining more than the combined crowd of living beings and not just with firmness but also with justice.
After several millennia, however,
Tom realized that this wretched life of success
(CESS) and the absence of intergalactic fame did not for him, because one day, by chance, is reflected on the river
Sossio and realized the extreme beauty. In fact, he said: "I AM
BELLLLLISSSEMO " and began to tour America to participate in any kind of test imaginable.
reached some success with a wonderful TV series
in which she plays the part of himself, but without more constraints, and where it happens every day a catastrophe
enneniche , decided to exploit his image as a ruler of the universe, turning even against God
Meanwhile we get to 2003 AD and students (in this case
Johnnie and
Gimmy ) went to the home of their friend, said
Cloppete , the still not fully formed Messiah of Evil (see later). Our
, immediately noticed the room of a foreign element
Cloppus never noticed before, that is of a poster, to them, unknown actor in the third category. The actor in question was nothing less than
poo the rebel
Tom Welling .
At that, the poor
Cloppete is thoroughly mocked by the two friends and too much shame, but above all not to reveal the plots
wellinghiani is justified by blaming dell'affissione unsuspecting sister. A strange feature, however, is smashing the brains of
Johnnie and
Gimmy (which from now on called simply J & G): the room in question is
Cloppete , then her sister got to do what the hell?
Years pass but the question there is (currently) no response. At the dawn of the year 2008
domains but something happens: you plan to organize a trip abroad for no particular reason but just to break the daily routine. You then choose Stockholm as a destination and try to book travel and accommodation.
To make it more appealing J & G inventing the "night of the pig" is bring two euro a day in a piggy bank named
PORKO (
tm) that will be spent all in one night.
Cloppete PORKO confesses that he has already filled and that inside there was the beauty of
six thousand Euros. J & G propose to do, instead
the "night of
PORKO ", "the month of
PORKO " with the six thousand euro in
Cloppete . At this point, however, describes the two boys that money can not be used, but not now shows why.
Days pass but the story of six thousand euro is not out, so our heroes decide to immobilize the
Cloppete and torture him until
not have confessed everything.
was invited, under false pretenses, a house and there is
Gimmy perpetrated the evil plan. Torturing the victim with dry ice, he explodes and says it will confess everything.
is told in this way, the infamous story of six thousand euro.
CHAPTER 2 ° - The story of six thousand euro
So he began to speak
Cloppete : "So,
beat, you have know that since I was little I was controlled, unbeknownst to me, by some aliens from a distant galaxy that tricked me subdued. At first the
Nintendo 64 inside which had included a chip indicator to control my movements but as the memory of the cartridges was limited made me deliver a brand new X-Box. The technology inside, although it was higher than that of 'N64 was not enough, so the completion of my 21 years the aliens kidnapped me and have set up a powerful chip light in my left nipple "
(Laughter collective J & ; G that initially do not take seriously the story)
of demand arises: "Am
Cloppete with aliens? And above all, because
the need to control?"
Cloppete meeting is: "Yes, because
according to an ancient prophecy intergalactic I am the Messiah who will destroy the Earth and the galaxy of aliens that I control, as a direct descendant of
Tom Welling . Prophecy also says that the collapse will happen if I give Institutions of Private Law at the University of Palermo.
At some point, however, the nipple is damaged while I'm taking a shower and evil impulses emitted from the nipple ' Earth's water Dan makes
Pyzzus become a fag Palermo.
But at this point (we are at the end of 2007) the alien technology has advanced and allows you to produce a computer
megapotentissimo as big as a player
mp 3 (
Sansa stoned). This contraption is given to me by an alien spy under the guise of a Japanese girl. The Sansa
in question allows the aliens to control me and my friends that might entice them to take the exam and also serves as a corrective mind of him who bears it. In this way you will be directed not to take the exam and not tell anymore the Strait necessary, indeed you always remember when I said I do not know <<
>> ". Clopp The confession was made only because
discovered the alien conspiracy and was able to break away from
Sansa with whom he lived in symbiosis months.
But missing a key point:
because someone has the requisite six thousand euro?
Cloppete answers to this question: "then beat
,
sti I have collected all six thousand euro in
Pork but a bad day I arrived at my home state of the Mafia
Krakow "says
Johnnie, "but
Krakow is a city?" And
Cloppete : "No, that has to do.
The aliens helped the Polish mafia to gain independence from Poland and is just a state party but no one knows, is a confidential information. The Mafia allied with the Intergalactic Alien Gilda Against
Tom Welling for fear that these six thousand Euros, I could buy private law, by collapse of Earth, becoming the Messiah of Evil and powerful right arm of Tom
Welling and conquering the galaxy of aliens that I decided to check requisition
.
's allies
Tom Welling , fearing reprisals, I previously had with a spaceship in disguise, as a Fiat Marea.
The car is equipped with a modern system of cancellation
memory that works only with a rare gas that is found only on the planet
Arkadhio . Whenever someone rises on the ship, I have to activate the device to eliminate any hidden features reminiscent of his passengers. Here
because I always tell you that I can not take the car. Going back to the Mafia
Krakow, with the ship, I chased them up to their country, thus revealing the whole plot and become aware of who I really.
Tutt 'today, unfortunately, are not yet able to recover the money, but one day I will succeed.
Ah, one last important thing! When I was in Krakow
, I not only found to be the Messiah of Evil, but I came to
Conscenza existence of anti Messiah of Evil, or the Anti-me! He is the direct descending
of God, who, while
Tom Welling was reflected in the river
Sossio intercourse with a woman, that
Rosassunta Galfano , founder of the family, yes, yes, precisely that of Professor.
Ghelfus who recently had a grandchild, in this case Anti Messiah of Evil. But
beat, do not worry, the Anti-Messiah died before he could cause harm.
Whilst
Ghelfus it was back home after a healthy stroll
(for him to do some burp), the unthinkable happens. Prof., use the stairs to get home because the lift is out of service but a case of fate (or is it the fault of Tom
?) Prof loses his balance and the only good leg to save you shield to protect the infant. The baby is so oppressed by the weight
of 'man and explodes and its
cap remains stuck to a wall of the landing. The blood and brains were taken to the adhesive. The unfortunate
infanticide accidentally starts so to clean the mess (and to recover the bonnet
stands a graceful hop exclaiming <<
Weee >
>) and think about how to fix the damage. Contact
hardship as a Romanian living illegally because it has not yet learned that his country joined the European community and offers the beauty of € 10 to have a baby in return. The woman has only girls available and Ghelfus accepting the same folding up a plan so ingenious as bizarre. He decides to collect the child's penis, wrapped it up and deliver it to his mother with the child saying that he has fallen and that people put their vagina. The Romanian
requires, however, instead of ten Euros, a figure much more expensive: 20 €. The Ghelfus (always evil) hunting from his pocket a blue whiteboard marker was stolen in the school where he worked and in a red mask the bill of 20 €. The woman accepts having never vist 0 of a bill that cut in his life.
returned home to his daughter, he exclaims: << Figga me, it happened a buiddello. A u picciriddro Carlo to us and we spuntao Ciolli u pappannacchio > >.
Now you happy? "
J & G, stunned from the exhausting and incredible history, look out the window to get some fresh air (Palermo) when their attention is captured by the movement behind the window opposite. There harbored the shady characters who had concocted a production of porn films under the guise of dental study, also called The Piano Bar
shady characters in question are mainly three: the Tignuso - manager of the manufacturer and Supporting Actor - the Guercio - Director and screenwriter. He has an inexplicable love affair with one of the actresses - and finally the Bunga - and the main actor involved in the cleaning of blinds. He spends most of free time was spent on mobile phone -
These people spend most of their time to organize banquets, banquets and confirmations, as well as coffee breaks of all sorts and finally to assemble their own film.
are regularly derided by our heroes.
But many more questions haunt their "hold" minds ...
CHAPTER 3 ° - Of how Tom Welling rebelled
Tom Welling was, as has been said, subjected
as well as the right arm of God, after being hired as an actor in that sort of serial of vaudeville (among other players with serial z), conceived in his devious and diabolical brain, the idea of \u200b\u200bbecoming the ruler of all galaxies. To organize the coup took refuge in nell'atollo
Wikia Wiki (near the Burkina Faso)
spupacchiandosi all the money earned by creating even brothels famous all over the world, built on palafitte.Una of "professionals" in their
relizzato places the famous encyclopedia on-line
, better known as
Wikipedia, but that's another story.
You should know that
Tom was subjugated to God a terrible chain with the dollar (gift of
Barak Obama when he was a paneppanelle ), this should not and could not be removed and the dollar accounted for just God
The inhibited to seal
Tom able to free itself from the yoke of the Supreme God, but taking a cue from certain urban myths, particularly that of the Gordian knot of
that a certain Alexander had just cut, while everyone was trying to untie it, appears at the window of his room with an absurd use of force can break the chain.
God will immediately know the crazy gesture
Welling but he does not care for the moment because
has other trouble for the head (chairman of the Board of Prodi and hunger strike of the Panel) and then
because the power to
Tom is still immature. So the renewed
pseudo-superhero
puts together his triumphant return to things to do in civilized countries.
When about to leave, however, is a crucial fact, which will mark the destiny of the whole event: from the giant next to the Canadian luxury
Tom anthropomorphic comes off a leaf, complete with limbs, eyes and mouth, which begins to maintain a friendly conversation with Tom
. She says her name
Addeurino and asks the new "hero" if you have something to munch on. Tom
however, was intent on leaving for the distant galaxies, but first make a detour to
Los Angeles .
spent the last $ 3,000 left to go looking for job in USA, again, as the third actor in a movie next production. But in a short time he met his agent (such a D'Alessio
Giggi ) that found a niche in Italy precisely at a place near Isernia
LSU as a scavenger, who accepts. A short time later, again with the help of his agent, managed to reach Italy via a dinghy led by a smuggler
Tanzanian , and soon began his first assignment: to sweep the dog poop around the country.
Tom, but he realized that with the pitiful wage could never build a spaceship capable of crossing the galaxies sconfinate.Contattò thus connecting its agent, who lives in Italy, however, (such a Antonino D'Angelo) that found him in pole position as a world-famous shot at the Tour of Sicily and was able to blow Palermo.Il
Tom so, with his poor percentage (€ 48.27),
could realize his dream. Pistil arrived (in Marsala) but realized that with the meager amount that had accumulated (2748.27
euros) could not physically build anything that could fly. By chance
learns of the existence of a well-known in that of Marsala, which produces cutting-edge technology components, namely the Ausonia. It is used as a mediator can speak good English for Foreign Affairs. In the hours holes but is committed to steal the items required for the spacecraft.
A few months later he was investigated for abduction (as well as
for obscene acts in public place). But the Italian justice system is slow and the
commonly recognized Tom is about to leave with his brand new homemade spaceship.
Departure
is a little troubled, but after a dozen attempts hovers in the air. First destination
headquarters of the Guild of Galaxies United to hire mercenaries to help him in his evil intents.
chasuble is in contact with a person expelled from the Guild
Against Alien Intergalactic Tom Welling where he worked as
buorocrate reports a rumor that the determining factor on the ground there is a guy who's bad aliens are keeping an eye on long time, because of its enormous potential. He calls himself
Quicksilver and should not be very difficult to find since his home is full of bugs.
He hired after completing the various elements (palummo) Crew Tom, using his little face clean e. his "sciarm" convinces a rich young girl to give him his space ship. Load the mercenaries set off for Palermo, birthplace and residence of the mysterious Quicksilver.
The meeting was very moving: on the one hand, we have Tom, delighted to find the place and the other the infamous Quicksilver, which has long cultivated a passionate devotion to our anti-hero. The first to speak was Tom that you submit, although not really need no introduction. The response to this is, dear readers, for your very eloquent: "You can call me Cloppete.
Chapter 4 - The Evil
Agreement
After required presentations Tom explains in detail the situation with our Cloppete which is initially a little puzzled by the large quantity of dangerous information that has been adsorbed. But decided to enter the business as a supporting actor and right arm (and sometimes left) Tom.
The only task will be to support (and pass) the examination of institutions of private law at the Free University of Palermo for the world to collapse because the Cloppete being a direct descendant of Tom Welling is the Messiah of Evil (reluctantly).
Our hero can not, given its lineage, refuse such an offer, therefore we undertake contract with the Rebel Tom.
starts his exam preparation that lasts several months in which the rebel is constantly monitoring the novice student. Cloppete examination comes well prepared but a frustrated assistant prevents him from making the nefarious mission.
Our (now) anti-hero comes home discouraged, but his determination is strong and will immediately resume studying.
After 15 days, however, is a decisive new fact: since the money-box was almost Cloppete chock full of notes and coins are not under a well-euro plan to open it to make a gift chess-depression. Retrieves a socket so Dr. scholls and begins to slay the pig to recover the rich interora.
Inside, after a quick and rough calculation, there is a rich figure of 6487 euros. After buying some new piece for the computer and the legendary video game "Oblivion". With the remaining amount expected to corrupt the good prof. buying the subject. But the fact attracts the attention of the Intergalactic Guild Against Tom Welling which offers a payout to the well-known Polish independence to steal the money that will get them to independence.
Terrorists recruiting so two famous tightrope walkers theft knocking home Cloppete claiming to be J & G. We are so assaulted by two with a spray bottle in the shape of elephant bought opposite the shop and filled with a mixture of chloroform and turpentine. Would otherwise be the mythical six thousand Euros. After this parenthesis
Cloppete is even more depressed and does not want studiare.l Tom finds out and takes a break from the set of Smallville. But the breaks are not bestowed by the producers but they are generously paid park. It so happens that breaks the actors will last 15 days and maximum coincide with the end of session examinations at the Faculty of Law UNIPI.
Tom on those occasions he went to Italy (thanks to the Tanzanian smuggler) to solicit studiastico the zeal of his descendant. Together they study and repeated by the Hypertext Manual of Private Law. Upon expiry of the 15 Tom Cloppus days leave at the mercy of himself. Beginning the study continued but soon after the departure of Tom aliens took advantage to send impulses and induce him to play Oblivion and connect to msn without shitting anyone. Meanwhile
comes the summer session and is preparing to Cloppus spstenere for the second time the committee.
The morning of the exam, after the appeal, there is a crucial fact: our is brutally attacked as he prepares to Krakow caffeizzarsi by two thugs who want to prevent the course of the exam. Lead him to the bathroom so that perpetrate violence against the victim and sevices. The victim in question, however, manages to get them off, causing a head injury in the first option with the new sink and drown in the water of the second toilet. To which there is a problem: how to hide the bodies? Just then, approaches the mythic power of the janitor, famous for its useless to blame the poor students, who turns out to be a subject of Tom. The bidellaccio shows him a place within the faculty where no one has ever dared to penetrate, that is the famous
crypt where the bodies are hidden all the professors who taught in the unbalanced facoltade.
The two bold young men carrying the bodies as those in groundwater, inserting them into practical bags yellow Tantillo (scrausissimi among others) and creating walls using bricks as a regional library of rare books. To do so, in fact availed themselves of the help of another person who worked with Tom in that library.
Consumatasi the obscure process, our (anti) hero returns to the classroom for the exam but the round is already long past and the professor does not allow him to be questioned. Depressed and dejected way back home to play Oblivion.
It turns out later that "were" Cracow were the rightful heirs to the throne of the monarchy an independent state of Krakow, the children of Holy Roswolwsky current monarch. The fierce tyrant decides to invest all the finances of the state budget to hire the best assassins in the world and take revenge of this murder.
The months spent with the usual "rutin" and Tom trona on time to pause between Palermo and the other party Cloppus shooting and Tom begins to play Oblivion and hang out with his wacky friends, ovverossia J & G.
arrives in the meantime the new session examinations and ours is in a sense forced to appear before the judge who is inflexible and incorruptible rappresantato by A. Professor of Private Law But this time things did not go as planned. The evil
Roswolwsky took the opportunity to satisfy his thirst for revenge. The Cloppus untangle the issue once again tangle with the help of the janitor superstar
The concealment of the bodies became a practice facetious.
Feather thus another wonderful opportunity to collapse the universe. Tom is furious and punishes the innocent Cloppete with the confiscation of his beloved game Oblivion.
Aliens, irreducible or not, they won and send a new game and a intrippante cloppelandia: Unreal. The distranzioni ordunque not end there. But
lifetime Cloppy door to seek new experiences during a sleepless night and arrives at a strange curse: to call sprint to Tom, explaining that his would-switched with that of a body that Mr. Spaso.
The farm in question is a university colleague of our friends has an exceptional chutzpah and a logorrhoea uncommon. Spends half of his time on the books and the other half of steering a middle course between the granny tritamaroni knowledge and its countless women.
Tom has since acquired considerable supernatural powers studying manuals on the rare magician Giucas Caciolli (disciple of the magician Omelma) and is therefore able to satisfy the not-too-hidden desire to Cloppete. Takes place in a totally painless switch bodies.
Cloppy now finds himself with red hair, glasses and gab with a exaggerated. But retains its peculiar tone of voice that unfortunately for you, dear readers, will never be able to listen.
The exchange of bodies involves the exchange of daily lives and their families. Cloppy so is forced to visit her grandmother at least 7 times a day, not counting the night phone calls like this:
- Grandma: "Spaaaaso, Find me, soccorrereee schtommale!
- Cloppy / Spaso" Grandma, I'm not the vvvompevve balls, I'm with Pavlo at ciolluvave Vosetta "
- Dad:" Spaaaaaaaaaaso! Go to help your grandmother, you do not buy the Z4 vasinnò "
-Cloppy/Spaso:" But I want the violence lambovghini gavgliavdo Dad! "
-Dad:" What the fuck diiiici! Spasoooo've changed too much lately! "
-Grandmother (frattampo in the throes of a heart attack with the issue of rattle macabre resonance): Spaaaaaaaaaaaso! Tumpf!
-Cloppy/Spaso: Okay go grandma is so movt, tomorrow you pvometto that I call the pump funebve "
Over time, Cloppy breaks the balls to live this life full of little visits to my grandmother tritapalle, friendships with girls and ugly complexities and withdrawals home at times to octogenarians (ten in the evening maximum penalty a spanking-style Dragon Ball from his father), so decided to return to his old company, owned until then by Spaso / Cloppy. But it would be better before, dear readers, there are stories of the adventures, misadventures of this strange being.
Home Cloppy ...
Spaso / Cloppy is rather enthusiastic about his new life as a free man: now there is no tyrant who forces him to study, to visit grandma, or return home at 10.
His days pass in front of the computer so between games, internet and msn but not the obligation of the beard because you know that whenever you connect to MSN Spaso can not answer because you're clean-shaven, activating the camera of his gargantuan portable so as to shave her delicate cheeks with the accuracy of their one of Sweeney Todd Trinacria.
E 'is understandable as Spaso is at ease in the body of Cloppe. He also found ways to exploit the grandmother in this situation is self-sufficient and very active.
Back definitively to Cloppy / Spaso previously announced that as he understood that life is not all Spaso from rosy, indeed. Contact Tom as telling words: "TOMM, vidammi my life, let me in my tovnave pvesto cooooovvvvvpo." Tom
with due diligence to restore the family all but extorting a promise that Cloppus retry the examination of Institutions of Private Law A.
resumes so the "usual" life, including at night partiton Unreal Sabatini and alcoholics. He meets a girl, who unfortunately turns out to be a spy but Intergalactic Guild shall immediately remove it with a special spray-poison usually used to rouge on Saturday night. Then time passes and (thankfully) the world still does not collapse, despite the endless nagging of Tom and comes as the year 2008 domains and something important is about to happen, in fact, J & G decided to organize a trip to the icy land of blondes and Sweden. But behind this decision is hiding a dark trap perpetrated by J & G who are completely unaware of what's going to happen.
Chapter 5 - Stockholm
dawn of 2008, our fearless heroes decide to organize a trip to Dublin, magical land of fairies and elves as well as Guinness, so do their best to monitor cheap flights and hostels, considering their meager finances. Although prices are low, however, were too high for them, deciding to wait for right time for the big step.
In the same day, Tom makes a brief visit to the usual Cloppete who warns about a diabolical plan and the Mafia Guild of Krakow as well as two important summits of spirituality on earth. The two consortia that agree to adopt
The Final Solution, which will find every detail later.
The plan will complete construction only and only in the city of Stockholm and a notorious hostel run by witches and 4 a little man who held the job of messenger and sacrifice in Sabbath. So to combat the diabolical plan, Tom gives special powers of his pupil, consisting in sending impulses mentally capable of scanning people's minds and above all their heads explode. Using such an order but it is not easy, so Cloppy Tom explains how to use it and read step by step istruizoni contained in the famous manual Giucas Caciolli. Cloppy But at that moment was intention to defeat his friend Mario in the game Unreal palette and follows in broad terms what is being said.
Thus begins an exciting new mission, but Cloppy not want to go alone and would like to bring along his friends J & G. Take advantage of the fact that our so want to go to Northern Ireland and a circuit using them for evil sweets prepared by ad hoc Tom. The cookies in question
apparently are no different from other sweets sold in bakeries panormitani (Spinnato, Salvatore Puccio and Tuttoilmondo) arkadhiana however, contain a substance that will allow total control of the minds of those who eat it. The two unfortunates
eagerly eat the cookies and offered to "strange" change their minds about the destination of the trip and guess where will our fearless young men??
is hired for the journey, even a roommate Gimmy, a
McNynus famous for his visits abroad only to find Italian dishes and eating of his land (Catolica). The four
so booked flight and hostel (suggested by Cloppus) and thus begin the spiritual preparation for departure. As we recall, J & G these days discover the history of Six thousand Euro through the torture of dry ice.
Boxes calendar are deleted as well and get the pleasure-loving and witty 3.30 a. D. 2008. Already Cloppete immediately set to work to hinder, the spies. Increased the "southerners" adventurers on the plane immediately seek the place, and the Cloppy McNynus while J & G are in the middle plane. The latter, however, realize that there is something inherent in left and some passengers especially children, in fact shortly after take off a cry echoed throughout the air. The cry comes from the seat in front of J & G and its voice is that of a child "svervegese. Our probing of the mystery attaching to the crime of mental contortion diobolica Cloppete sure he'll be using the evil impulse. But another trip in mid-event upsets our friends: a girl who harbored on the seat next to them begins to press the buttons on imaginary places on the back of the seat opposite. On the surface this may seem a classic fun to children, but J & G understand well that everything is designed to communicate the presence of Cloppete on the aircraft. It too, however, is countered quickly by the powers of Cloppete but is only able to neutralize the lights weak since there has drawn attention to everything that's said Tom on the use of pulses.
landed at Skavsta, adventurers devote themselves diligently to exchange the currency in Terroni with the local. The last to do this is Cloppus. While other comments on the exchange rate, so he can act undisturbed and perceive the subject of Tom blonde at the counter a "pizzino" full of useful information about the dangers against which will be met.
few hours later the four friends are wrapped in the pungent smell of soup nut of the hostel, as they get ready Anne Sophie the hostel to know with whom they had kept in touch from Italy or so they thought as we discover later that there was only un'ostellara but they were actually 4 +1 (1 Anne Sophie Anne Sophie 2 , 3 Anne Sophie Anne Sophie Anne Sophie 4 +) or 4 and a witch sgroppino.
comes time to deposit the luggage in the room and at this point given the McNynus soroprende all with an ace up its sleeve, even in the bag. Hunting out of his luggage unrolling short the strange creature whose name is Addeurino and submit it to the gang as her best friend from Ludisafen imported, although the original atoll Wikia Wiki Burkina Faso.
Portraits Addeurino
luggage is left to guard the many valuable items (a broken-down camera, 100 euros total ATM and eye-Moroccan High Technology - by McNynus) and begin reconnaissance stoccolmese. First stop: Pressbyrån, a sort of shrine-tobacconist
-grocery-store-bar-pizzeria is famous throughout the region svervegese especially for employee fraud against unsuspecting tourists.
A glint attracts the eye of a falcon gimmie It was a strange round tin box with the logo of Lucky Strike. The shady guy says that it is shrewdly Snus, a typical chewing tobacco substitute exists only there to address the problem of smoking outside when the premises are -27 degrees centigrade.
picciotti I buy without thinking twice about this article and catafottono a bag with the skull. Discovered after a few minutes for the product in question damn scratch their throats virgin (I believe you have a nano that evil ax against the walls esophageal) and suddenly realize that you must Berci on something.
are back in the hostel to shower and prepare to sortie for groceries. Unfortunately one of them leaves the room in a tin of snus in it greedily Possess Addeurino sneaky. From that moment on will become dependent and can not do without.
The boys spend their days visiting museums and nightlife, eating where typical svervegesi crap happens. Do not miss the famous maxim of McNynus comments, like:
- "
Viâtre Manciati mmerda and addivvintastivu longhi, but I Sugnu cuittu aimmeno so bbona Manchu" (McNynus the nourishment of the three companions laughed after a jar of pesto alla Genovese paid 8.5 euros knew maio flowers, grass and synthetic Sveltopiùgel) - Trad: "You get fed things are not genuine and slender, I am of small stature but at least food treats me fine."
- "
Eccchivarreshta? V'inniti on ggugoll ..." (McNynus after a short detour to the Egyptian museum) - Trad: "I would like to explain, politely, what you will as a result of this visit wasters? Just type in what you are looking sull'utilissimo and indispensable search engine Google and you will find all necessary information and image. "
-"
Italian, Italian, Runn, Runn? " (citations McNynus his inclination towards foreign knowledge) - Trad: "Have you told ITALIAN? Could you tell me, please, where did you stock? I would be very grateful because given my limited knowledge of English-speaking I find it difficult to communicate with native people and non-Italian).
Cloppete is always on the alert despite the daily joke and suddenly, while the small group walked the streets undisturbed the cold city, known not a little amazement that his enemies have even hired a flock of birds is not well identified as spies.
are now noted, however, because of their crowds and they are neutralized in a few moments by the evil powers-
brain.
TU BI CONTINUID
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